Sterek AU: Years after his family moved out from Beacon Hills, Derek Hale decides to come back to his home town. He renovates his old house and opens a car repair shop. (Suddenly, half of the population of Beacon Hills decides they need to have their cars repaired. At Hale’s repair shop, of course.)
It’s summer holidays. Stiles sees Derek for the first time when he and Scott drag their luggage across the Beacon Hills Bus Station parking lot. That’s the moment in which Stiles decides he is not going to take part in the whole “Hale insanity” phase. Stiles learnt his lesson about crushing on people way out of his league: don’t even bother, boy (thank you, Lydia Martin). His college hook-ups were easy after he accepted this.
So, in the grocery shop he snatches the last apricot juice from under Derek’s nose. Stiles is for equality and he thinks being handsome should not give you privileges (of buying the last apricot juice, for example. First come, first served). And when he’s having a problem with his Jeep he goes to the good old Armor. He’s doing just fine at ignoring Derek Hale’s existence. Things get difficult when for some mysterious reason, Derek decides to take an interest in Stiles.
TEEN WOLF → DRACULA
“In a word? Transformative.”
Allison Argent’s childhood sweetheart is suddenly hospitalised for blood loss, with no visible cause except for the inexplicable wounds on her throat that refuse to heal. Sick with worry, Allison begs her to follow Dr. Deaton’s orders and keep her window locked at night, but Erica cannot seem to stay away.
After weeks of blood loss taking a toll on her system, Erica is finally pronounced dead, and Allison sees the love of her life wheeled away into the morgue. So you can imagine her surprise when Erica turns up for school the next morning - and Allison notices a few changes in her previously shy, wallflower girlfriend…
Chuck!AU: Stiles is a twenty-something who works at the Nerd Herd in the Buy More, fixing up computers. When he receives an encrypted email from a former college friend from Stanford, he accesses it with a phrase from a game they used to play. Without knowing or meaning to, Stiles downloads government secrets encoded in a billion different images into his head.
The following day he finds himself confronted with a beautiful blonde who introduces herself as Erica, and this ridiculously tall, dark and handsome whose name’s Derek.
When Derek convinces Stiles to go out on a date, Stiles can’t believe he’s got that lucky.
So he has no idea how he ends up in his company car with Derek, driving at break neck speed through town on the run from Erica—a NSA secret agent—who’s supposedly after Stiles; or that Derek is CIA; or that there is a secret government computer inside his head now, apparently—and that is absolutely not how things were supposed to go.
And when Stiles finds himself defusing a computer bomb using a ridiculous porn virus from the internet, he knows he’s in way over his head.
Once Upon a Time au The Avengers
Silas: What have I to fear?
Damon: The Mystic Falls’ Gang. It’s what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.
Silas: Yes, I’ve met them.
Damon: Yeah. Takes us a while to get any traction, I’ll give you that one.
The Avengers vs The Vampire Diaries - AU meme: in which Damon, discussing with the real Silas, tells him that he has a lot more to fear than he had expected…
[Based on this post (X)]
AU Meme: Please, Not You (Starring: Eric Szmanda, Elisabeth Harnois, George Eads, Paul Guilfoyle, Jorja Fox, Marc Vann, Ted Danson and Elisabeth Shue)
Morgan is kidnapped and everyone is looking for her but it’s Greg who soon cannot handle it. He’s going crazy when lead after lead turns out to be a dead end. He is beating himself up for not telling her that he loves her and he knows they are too late when Morgan’s ghost appears to him in the locker room to tell him, it was not his fault.
a new york
so proper and well behaved
john green everybody.
that’s john green.
Source: Karren Hallion Illustration
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
T H E O N C O M I N G S T O R M | a dark!doctor au
you can wake up now, the universe has ended.
she cups his chin and whispers, what use is a storyteller without a story, raggedy man?
i am tired of these stories, she says to him, mouth twisting in boredom. don’t you know any new ones?
but there are no new ones to tell. all of creation bears the bloody imprint of the genocide of the other storytellers, and whatever words that struggle from his mouth, whatever galaxies they spin through, the story of eternity is the story of his original sin that allowed creation to remain in existence.
so he decides to write new ones. but to do that: he needs a clean slate.
setting fire to the pages of the universe is something every Gallifreyean child has been warned, since birth, since conception - to not do. it is an act encoded into their bones to be capable of - with the power of creation; comes too the desire for destruction.
he’d always had to. all she had given him was the excuse to - but for too long, now, had he been the storyteller without a story worth telling. she had drawn the key from his own pocket and unlocked from his blue pandora the abyss that he had spent eternity running from.
aside from narrative cleanliness, it was really all they truly deserved. he was the last surviving time lord, and the thought of all that wasted lifetimes, trying to absolve himself of a sin for whom there no longer existed other gods to judge him for - foolish. he was foolish.
he walks, one last time, through the galaxies whose physics were written by a mad man. this was the one him and the Master had spent a productive afternoon attempting to one-up each other in devising the most creative of perversities to plague the unfortunate constellation with. they merrily tangled elemental equations and laws of physics into delightfully unholy balls of star-studded yarn, watched as the flesh of the beings turned inside out as they spoke, and were just about to implant black holes into the hearts of various planets before they were caught and punished. the light of a planet burning was a sight to behold - contrary to popular belief, the destruction of a planet was a tricky thing. to be properly destroyed, it had to burn through all time and space, all at once. conveniently, they also took a few neighbouring galaxies along with them. so the doctor set about with his blue matchbox, lighting a forest fire that blazed the cosmos of time and space.
an old story occurs to him, as the last star blinks out. this story was one of the older ones, whose origins even his gallifreyean elders had not been able to provide satisfactory answers for. the silliness that inspired all the guilt, all the running - the story of a star betrayed and betraying his creator. well - his eternal fall from his own grace into his own darkness would end now.
he realizes, with a vague sense of amusement, that this, perhaps, was what had inspired it all - the Time War. all these stories that had eaten their own storytellers up, had consumed them with the need to be a part of their own stories, to be the center of the story of all creation itself.
he does this all while she sleeps soundly, in her room. when he is finished, he goes to wake her, and tells her that she can wake now, in time to watch the last galaxy burn out - earth, of course. he watches as she watches the blue jewel char to the symphony of humanity’s screams, an indulgent smile playing across his lips.
she clasps her hands together in joy. oh doctor, this is just - magnificent.
Teen Wolf AU Femme Fatale
Erica Reyes, Allison Argent and Lydia Martin make up a trio of bounty hunters that work together from time to time. Erica as a werewolf is all about close combat, Allison with her hunter background sticks to guns and crossbows whilst Lydia doesn’t engage in battle but knows a thing or two about strategy and rare poisons. Together they head to Beacon Hills to find a Derek Hale, a werewolf whose head the local hunters have put quite the price on. He proves to be difficult to find, however none of the girls will hesitate to go through the people closest to him if that’s what it takes.
TEEN WOLF AU: Meeting a necromancer turns out to be pretty much everything Stiles ever wanted. A way to get his mother back and finally find a way to fill the hole in his chest. Unfortunately - as usual - there is a catch. To give a life, another must be taken. So in order to bring his mother back, Stiles offers his own in return.
To be able to make this decision in knowledge of all the consequences, Stiles gets to see a world in which his mother survives while he dies in her place. The pain in his parent’s eyes make him realize that he isn’t doing this to help his mother, but to flee from his own pain.
TEEN WOLF AU: Stiles is eager to learn more about his past and that of his mother. Especially after being in the middle of a number of strange incidences that all seem to hint at traces of magic in his blood.
He meets a powerful witch who grants him sight into his past - only it is not what Stiles was expecting. He witnesses the death of his father and finds out that his mother actually had fairy blood in her. If a fairy falls in love with a human, she loses her magic - but Salomej Stilinski was willing to pay this price to be with the love of her life.
Her magic left her the day she gave her heart away and did not return until her husband’s heart stopped beating. But for one last moment in her life, her tears awakened just enough magic to bring her love back from the dead.
The expected euphoria over this discovery does not reach Stiles, since he - other than Salomej herself - knows that with this last bit of magic, she paid the ultimate price. Her own life in exchange for that of her love.
Cancer, his father would tell him later.
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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